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Scrambled Eggs!

Quidditch Fouls

There are 700 Quidditch fouls.  Here is a list of the most common:



Blagging: No player may attack any part of an opponent's broom to slow or block the player.
Blatching: No player may fly with the intent to collide with other players.
Blurting: No player may lock broom handles with the intent to steer the opponent off course.
Bumphing: Beaters must not hit Bludgers towards spectators.
Cobbing: Players must not make to much use of their elbows against opponents. 
Flacking: Keepers must not defend the posts from behind by punching Quaffles out of the hoops, goals must be defended from the front.
Haversacking: Chasers must not be in contact with the Quaffle as it passes through a hoop.
Quaffle-pocking: Chasers must not tamper with the Quaffle in any way.
Snitchnip: No player other than the Seeker can touch or catch the Golden Snitch.
Stooging: No more than one Chaser is allowed in the scoring area at any one time. 

BMX Riding Rules

BMX racing is pretty straightforward. It's flat-out racing, every man or woman for himself trying to be the fastest around the course. Riders start from a high drop and then attempt to be the fastest to negotiate their way around tracks featuring funky jumps, banked corners and other obstacles.

Eight riders compete in each heat of the Olympic BMX races, which are held on a track usually around a quarter-mile (350-370 meters) long. That means a good rider will take only about thirty seconds to get through the course.

Rules

• The track is ONE-WAY ONLY. Do not ride the track backwards or crosscut to other areas. It is difficult to see over obstacles and DANGEROUS COLISIONS can occur.
• NO TRICK RIDING – this includes kick-outs (where the rider kicks out the back wheel while in the air). This is a safety issue for other riders in pursuit as they may be struck.
• In the event of a fall resulting in injury, riders must do their best to not panic and REMAIN STILL. There are certified first aid personnel present at all times. Race officials will caution all other riders on the track and assistance will be immediate. Parents of injured riders must stay off the track unless their assistance is requested by the attending first aid professional.
• In the event of a non-injury fall, riders must stand up and signal that they are OK to the nearest track official, and then continue on their way.
• A PARENT OR LEGAL GUARDIAN MUST ACCOMPANY all riders under the age of 16. No child is to be left unattended, for coaching or racing, without an adult responsible for their well-being. If the parent or guardian cannot stay it is their responsibility to arrange for another to supervise their child.
• STREET BIKES ARE ALLOWED, they may just need a few minor modifications. Remove any pegs, kickstand, chain guard or items that could fall off onto the track and cause injury. To make sure your bike is safe, refer to the equipment & safety requirements and then ask any Calgary BMX official to inspect it prior to taking it out on track.
• • A rider must be at least 5 years of age to compete in a UCI sanctioned BMX event.  
• • (Homework for Thursday)

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